The truth is I have a nice face

hi, i'm rooney. i act to pay the bills and my boobs actually are 34 C's thank you very much

Joe Mazzello is mine

this is an rp account

dat-sick:

The Troll’s Tongue (By t1ll)
I miss everyone.
rooneymarafans:

She’s incredible, and she’s very difficult to impress — and I spent a few days trying to! That’s part of what made her perfect for Erica, as well. She’s sitting with the smartest guy in the world and she doesn’t appreciate what’s sitting across from her. - Jesse Eisenberg on Rooney Mara

i am, i mean, i’m doing alright. ‘nuff about me though, how’s the movie publicity going and everything?
I hope so. You know you can talk to me if you need to right? It’s been going great just very very tiring.

quasiandrew: uh rooney? I know we haven't talked in a while so jesse and I just wanted to make sure you knew that uh we're not together anymore

Yeah I kind of figured with all this stuff about you and Emma going around.. but I guess it just didn’t work out. I hope you’re happy though! I really do.

mareyculligan-deactivated201106: so you're the girl who took my role, hm? I'd be more indignant if you weren't so sweet :) so instead, we should get dragon tattoos together.

If I didn’t want this part so much, I would say that I wish you could have it instead. Fincher worked me to death on this movie. Its exhausting, but still fun.

We should! I’ve always wanted a tattoo anyway.

howareyourcatsjesse:

eccedentesiast-:

gaysubtexts:

cookiestome:

 #I  love this gif because there is one frame where it looks like he’s  missing a tooth or two. It always makes me laugh. I’m laughing rn  actually. lol





#WELL YEEHAW MR. GARFIELD

Needs more eyepatch.
#joseph and rooney again?
If only. I haven’t seen him in ages.
This is making me want to be a cat. Maybe if we were cats, he would be around more.
quasiandrew:

thejesseeisenberg:

if Justin were a cat

Oh
My
God
/ before